dreamingofcossackia:

onlylolgifs:

Not quite close enough to actually be drinking the water….. But good try

stupid cute idiot

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

mori-ar-ti:

my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

WoW.

Did you just

Shurima Rise of the Ascended

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

sleppu:

hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*

getsby:

me when my only friend in the class is about to sit down next to someone else

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why I shouldn’t play with my food…

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH