averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

wienersushi:

joliefleurr:

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

shes a vision. 

whoa whoa hwoaaaa

timeout-psii:

So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!

Palette: [x]
Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h

And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS

foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” 
how is this possible? 

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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mokou98:

tsundere-dragon:

People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday


problem solved

mokou98:

tsundere-dragon:

People are reblogging this and it’s not even Friday

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problem solved

swerveycorps:

hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
Super
Weeaboo
Anime 
Garbage

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

croatoan-fallen-angel:

NotWhatSherl?

NotWhatSherl

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit


HES STILL THERE


THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

curepimmy:

discwars:

discwars:

discwars:

what the fuck is this bullshit

HES STILL THERE

THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED 

This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like

No shit I mean like on a PERSON

Older Barbies:

odeio-bacon:

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Newer Barbies:

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