diva-eeyore:

Two asexuals sitting in a tree, s-i-t-t-i-n-g

bunappo:

so today in my history class we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and there were all these things about his height saying he was like 5’ 3” and how he was nicknamed “little corporal” and then my history teacher moves onto the next slide and this is what we see

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carnilia:

[x]

I love Grumpy Old Man Ackles.

valleyoftheawkwardfangirls:

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users 

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

drunkenwords:

Jensenatural

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

rlmjob:

she dead

rlmjob:

she dead

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

justmargaret:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

p. much