the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
burned my hand curling my hair today
shes a vision.
whoa whoa hwoaaaa
So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!
And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!”
how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
hahaha bro!! of course i am SWAG. homie, i am the DEFINITION of swag.
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
what the fuck is this bullshit
HES STILL THERE
THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED
This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like
No shit I mean like on a PERSON